Scottish children's song to the tune of
She'll be Coming Round the Mountain When She Comes
verse 1
G
Ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus
D
Naw ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus
G
Naw ye canny shove yer grannie
C
Cause she's yer mammie's mammie
G D G
Ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus
verse 2
G
Ye can shove yer other grannie aff a bus PUSH PUSH
D
Ye can shove yer other grannie aff a bus PUSH PUSH
G
Ye can shove yer other grannie
C
Cause she's just yer daddie's mammie
G D G
Shove yer other grannie aff a bus PUSH PUSH
verse 3
G
We'll all go round to see her after school HULLO GRANNIE
D
We'll all go round to see her after school HULLO GRANNIE
G
We'll all go round to see her,
C
We'll all go round to see her
G D G
We'll all go round to see her after school HULLO GRANNIE
verse 4
G
She'll feed us mince and tatties when we go YUM YUM
D
She'll feed us mince and tatties when we go YUM YUM
G
She'll feed us mince and tatties,
C
She'll feed us mince and tatties
G D G
She'll feed us mince and tatties when we go YUM YUM
Verse 5
G
Ma grannie wears an awfy woollie vest SCRATCH SCRATCH
D
Ma grannie wears an awfy woollie vest SCRATCH SCRATCH
G
Ma grannie wears a vest
C
Ma grannie wears a vest
G D G
Ma grannie wears an awfy woollie vest SCRATCH SCRATCH
Repeat verse 1
G
Ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus
D
Ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus
G
Ye canny shove yer grannie
C
Cause she's yer mammie's mammie
G D G
Ye canny shove yer grannie off a bus