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verse 1
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Your life is shit, Shit
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Your life is bogus, Bull
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Your life is crime, Crime
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Your life is hell, Hell
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I'm gonna die, start a new union
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I'm gonna die, with my libido
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I'm gonna die, start a new union
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I'm gonna die, don't fuck with me
Bridge 1
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Verse 2
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Your life is shit, Shit
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Your life is clean, Its clean
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Your life is lame, It's not so funny
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Your life is stale, frail, frail
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I'm gonna die, start a new union
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I'm going to hell on my libido
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I'm gonna die, start a new union
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I'm going to hell on my libido
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I'm gonna die, start a new union
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I'm going to hell on my libido
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I'm gonna die, start a new union
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I'm gonna die, watch the pain!
Bridge 2
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Mid-section
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Your life is shit
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I'm gonna open up myself a flea market
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I'm gonna open up myself a flea market
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And you're gonna wish that you did
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And retire on the profits
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First off, I'm gonna empty out all of my Mrs.Butterworth jars
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And I'm gonna put 'em on a shelf
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With my 800 dollar a month tax free Century 21 shop
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And then I am going to put my Mrs.Butterworth syrup jars on the shelf
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Next to all the commemorative fast food chain glasses and cups
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I've accumulated over the past 62 years
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Then I'm going to get some plywood
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I'm going to get some plywood
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And cut them up into two by two feet squares
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Then I'm going to get some burlap
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And I'm going to cut them into two by two feet squares
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And then I'm going to put them onto the pieces of plywood
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And then I'm going to go to the beach
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I'm going to go to the beach
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And I'm gonna collect some shells and driftwood
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And then I'm going to take the shells and driftwood
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And glue them onto the plywood and burlap
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And sell 'em for lots of money
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People will be paying top dollar
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For my kids' new used new toys and clothing
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Then maybe someday I can get rid of that piss-stained mattress
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I've been sleeping on
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I'm gonna die, start a new union
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I'm going to hell on my libido
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I'm gonna die, start a new union
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I'm gonna die on my libido
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I'm gonna die, start a new union
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I'm gonna die on my libido
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I'm gonna die, start a new union
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I'm gonna die, watch the pain