verse 1
A
I've been called an OxyMoron
G
Because I question which drugs our war's on
D A
Why are there more drug stores than liquor stores you can score on
A
The healers have become the harmers
G
They're just pharmaceutical farmers
D
What we used to call dealers
A
We now call doctors
A E
I might be a CD Cynic
F#m D
Cause that crack house is now a clinic
A E
It's time they change the name of the oath to
D A
The hypocritic or the parasitic
verse 2
A
It isn't Adderalltruistic
G D
By overprescribing
A
How can we fight them in a Suboxone ring
A
I'll throw a Prozacuzation
G
With a Subketamining
D
They'll say my fears are Quaaludacris
A
They should be Ativanishing
A E
With every Demeroltercation
F#m D
They'll have a good Xanaxplanation
A
You're just Cialistrated
E D
Cause we made your dick deflated
A
It's OxyMoronic
A
It's OxyMoronic
verse 3
A
It should be doctors getting busted
G
For their Klonopinions we trusted
D
We're not the sinners, they're the ones
A
That served us the Vicodinners
A E
I don't want to be an alarmist
F#m D
But in that harmacy there's a harmacist
A E D
And those scripts are making us Paximple minded pacifists
A
It's OxyMoronic
G
It's OxyMoronic
D
It's OxyMoronic
A
It's OxyMoronic
Bridge
F#m
Don't think that I AmBien crazy
D
The medical industrial complex
A
Keeps us Viagravated and hard to come
E
Because of Percosex
F#m
How can we Hydrocondone
D
Their blatant misconduct
A
They don't care for patients
D E
They care about pushing product
verse 4
A
Are you OxyMoronic
G
For wanting your daily chronic
D
And making your mom's house hydroponic
A
You're OxyMoronic
A
I've been called an OxyMoron
G
For getting my metaphor on
D
Linoleum is a Flooron
A
I'm an OxyMoron
Verse 5
A
It's time to be alarmed
G
We're not being healed, we're being harmed
D
Our country's being factory farmed
A
It's OxyMoronic
A
It's time to sound the alarma
G
We can't put our faith in karma
D
We got a common enemy
A
And they're called Big Pharma
A
And it's OxyMoronic
G
And it's OxyMoronic
D
It's all OxyMoronic
A
It's all OxyMoronic