Plastic Jesus Chords

KeyEm CapoNone TuningStandard Difficulty Plays447

Plastic Jesus by Peppercornrent is a moderately challenging guitar song played in the key of Em. It uses the chords Em, G, G/F#, C, F, C/B and Am. Use the transpose and diagram tools on this page to change the key, see each shape, or simplify the chords.

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Em
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16
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  			Em 
 I'm tired now, 
G 	       G/F# 	  	  	 Em 
Two hours sixteen minutes on the phone –  
C 	  	  	 Em 
And not an answer here in view 
Em 
We tread the same tracks 
G 	       G/F# 	  	  	 Em 
Why you're hurt and why I'm cruel; ball-aching  
C 	  	  	 Em 
Like we always do 

C 	  	  	 Em 
I've got two hundred sixteen miles left to go 
C 	  	  	 Em 
I'm red-eyed, bleary, not much more to say - anyhow 
F 	  	  	 C 	 C/B 	 Am 
I'm not the fool you claim I am – I'm driving back to you 
G 	       G/F# 	  	  	 Em 
Plastic Jesus don't you fail me now 
G 	       G/F# 	  	  	 Em 
Jesus don't you fail me now 

I was home late, 
Sixteen missed calls flashing on the phone –  
All of them from you. 
So I've been out ? 
And what is wrong with that, don't get so upset,  
At all the troubles we go through 

I've got one hundred sixteen miles left to go 
I'm red-eyed, bleary, not much more to say - anyhow 
I'm not the fool you claim I am – I'll make it up to you 
Plastic Jesus don't you fail me now 
Jesus don't you fail me now 

Radio on loud, 
Songs of leaving home and going home. 
When you shouldn't leave home in the first place. 
The windows down, 
I've got a Plastic Jesus waltzing from the mirror 
Just to keep me awake 

I've got only sixteen miles left to go 
I'm red-eyed, bleary, nothing more to say - anyhow 
I'm not the fool you claim I am – I'll make it up to you 
Plastic Jesus don't you fail me now 
Jesus don't you fail me now 
Jesus don't you fail me now 
Jesus don't you fail me now 

From Cigarettes, Gin & Dead Dogs... 2006
    	

Chord diagrams

Guitar tuner

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Start the tuner and play a string

Reference tones

Standard tuning, lowest to highest. Click a string to play it; the string the mic hears is highlighted.

Click Start tuner and allow microphone access. The needle centers and turns green when a string is in tune (within 5 cents).
No microphone? You can still tap any string above to hear its exact reference pitch.

Metronome

100 BPM Andante