G C
I was a cook and she was a waitress
G D G
Down at the Salty Dog Seafood Caf?
G C
And somewhere 'tween the clam juice and the seaweed salad
G D G
Some little shrimp just lured her away
G C
Oh I lobster and never flounder
G
He wrapped his line around her
D D7
And they drove off in his carp
G C
Oh I lobster and never flounder
G D G
I octopus his face in, he'll only break her heart.
I said just squid and leave me for that piano tuna
If you want to trout something new
She was the bass I ever had, now my life has no porpoise
Oh my cod I love her yes I do
Chorus
Spoken: Frankly scallop, I don't give a clam