Intro: Em 
Em 
I don't know why you bother 
Nothing's ever good enough for you (by the way) 
I was there and it wasn't like that 
You have come here just to start a fight 
You had to piss on our parade 
            Bm 
You had to shred our big day 
            Am 
You had to ruin it for all concerned 
       Em 
In a drunken punch-up at a wedding 
Hypocrite opportunist 
Don't infect me with your poison 
A bully in a china shop 
When I turn around you stay frozen to the spot 
You had the pointless snide remarks 
Of hammerheaded sharks 
The pot will call the kettle black 
It's a drunken punch-up at a wedding