The Instagram Song Chords
The Instagram Song by Rhett And Link is a beginner-friendly guitar song played in the key of E. It uses the chords D, G and A. Use the transpose and diagram tools on this page to change the key, see each shape, or simplify the chords.
Verso 1:
One, two, three...
D G
Is that dandruff or parmesan?
D G
Your guess is as good as mine
D G
cause you can't zoom in on Instagram
D G
Is that a tabby cat or a marmoset?
D G
I'm not quite willing to bet
D G
cause you can't zoom in on Instagram
Bridge:
G D
And even though I know you can't do it -It's just not a capability of the platform
G
that doesn't stop me
A Stop
from trying to zoom it
D
No you can't zoom in
G
when Instagram'n
A
your reVerso pinchin'
D
won't do nothing -What do you think this is, Facebook?
D
Except in the end
G
when you accidently
D
end up double clickin'
G
and likin'...
G
Your bosses wife's skimpy Hawaiian bikini photo -You gonna get fired
G
Your ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend's workout pics -You gonna get beat up
G
A clydesdale relieving himself
Verso 2:
D G
Is that a Frito or a fingernail
D G
Katy Perry or Zoe Deschanel?
D G
Is that a booger or a nose ring
A Stop
an evil space monkey -or just a monkey?
D G
Is that salad in her teeth or a diastema
D G
Is that a sharpei or just my grandma?
D G
is that a brown bear or my dad's back
A Stop
a bent arm -or a butt crack?
Bridge:
G D
And even though I know you can't do it
Well technically you can override it in your accessibility settings
G
that doesn't stop me
A Stop
from trying to zoom it
D
No you can't zoom in
G
when Instagram'n
A
your reVerso pinchin'
D
won't do nothin' -What do you think this is any other photo app?
D
Except in the end
G
when you accidently
A Stop
end up double clickin'
G
and likin'...
G
Your crazy Uncle's unintentionally sexist inspirational text post -That's bad
G
Your gym teachers homemade smoked sausage -hashtag "grillin' life" ,hashtag "sausage"
G
Inappropriate
G Stop
Another clydesdale relieving himself
-What's your deal with clydesdales?
Outro:
D
I can't get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)
G
cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)
A
I can't get big on Instagram (on Instagram)
D
cause you can't Zoom in on my Instagram pics
D
I can't get big on Instagram
G
cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics
A
I can't get big on Instagram
D
cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics
D
I can't get big on Instagram
G
cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics
A
I can't get big on Instagram
D
cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (One more time Tay)
D
I can't get big on Instagram
G
cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics
A Stop
I can't get big on Instagram
D Stop
cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics