Intro: C F C F
verse 1:
C F C F
(M)-We first met we made love every hour, now-wa-days I always have to beg
C F C F C/E
(W)-When we first met your stomach was a six-pack, now -A- days it looks more like a keg.
Dm G7 Dm G7
(B)-It's to late now we're mar-ried, till we're dead and bu-ried.
C G F G7
(B)-Your stuck with me, and I'm stuck with you, baby it's to late and there’s nothing we can do.
C G F G7 C F
(B)-We tied the knot, and we both have second thoughts, I got drunk and now I'm stuck with you.
C F C F
verse 2:
C F C F
(M)-When we first met our love was like a flower, now it's like a weed I'd like to pick.
C F C F C/E
(W)-When we first met, our love was strong and growing, now it's short and shriveled like your dick.
Dm G7 Dm G7
(B)-It's to late now we're mar-ried, till we're dead and bu-ried.
C G F G7
(B)-Your stuck with me, and I'm stuck with you, baby it's to late and there’s nothing we can do.
C G F G7 C F
(B)-We took our vows, and we're both sorry now, I got drunk and now I'm stuck with you.
C F
(M)-Now I share a checking account and half my money’s gone.
C F
(W)-I share a bathroom with a man who can't hit the john.
C F
(M)-I got someone to nag at me and tell me how to drive.
C Dm G7 G7
(W)-Now my life is over but my body’s still alive.
C# G#
(B)-Your stuck with me, what did we do
F# G#
(M)-Oh whatever made me stick my thing in you.
C# G# F# C
(B)-We took our vows, and we're both sorry now, baby I got drunk and now I'm stuck with you
F# G# C#
(M)-Yea the condom broke, and now I'm stuck with you.
F# G# C#
(W)-The kids aren’t yours, and I'm still stuck with you.