God Bless The American Housewife Chords
by SheDaisy
God Bless The American Housewife by SheDaisy is a beginner-friendly guitar song played in the key of D. It uses the chords D, A, E and G. Use the transpose and diagram tools on this page to change the key, see each shape, or simplify the chords.
D A
Look at me,I'm gorgeous in my housecoat with my coffee cup
D A
I bend down to get the paper,every neighbor tryin' to check me out
D A
Look at me,I'm lovely as I wave beside my minivan
D A
Look at how my diamonds seem to sparkle on the garbage can
E G
God bless the American housewife
D A
How she does it all I'll never know
E G
God bless the American housewife
D A
She could use a miracle for sure
E G
God bless the American housewife
D A
Cleanin' up the world for you and me
E G
God bless the American housewife
D A
(Ah Ah Ah Ah AH)
Look at how my children play Commando in the cul-de-sac
Look at how my husband has survived another heart attack
Look at all the other mothers envious of all my things
Have to call the plummer Cause my daughter flushed my wedding ring
(Repeat Chorus)
Look at me, I'm beautiful and glamorous in rubber gloves
Look how my tiara can be bent back to the shape it was
I can do the laundrt and make dinner while I'm on the phone
Look at me, I'm sexy as the devil when I mow the lawn
Chorus 2x
How she does it all I'll never know
God bless the American housewife