F A#
Coz I feel like killing myself, for Christmas
C F A# C
I never got along real well with my mom and dad
F A#
yeah, I feel like killing myself for Christmas
C F A# C
It'll be the best, the best, the best Christmas they ever had
Verse:
A# F C A#
I could slash my wrists, but you know it'd only get real messy
A# F A# C
I could shoot myself, but you know they'd never recognize me
C D E F
I gonna take that mistletoe, and hang myself
A# C
from the Christmas tree
F A# F A# F
Coz I feel like killing myself, for Christmas
F A# C A#
Before I go, I think I'll hijack a mall
F A# C
and tell your kids, there's no such thing, as Santa
F A# C
And before I go, I'll steal your credit cards
F A# C
and max them out, before you know, I'm buying porno
G F
Coz that's all I want anyway
F A#
Coz we feel like killing ourselves for Christmas
C F A# C
We never got along real well with our moms and dads
C F
yeah, we feel like killing ourselves for Christmas
C F A# C F
It'll be the best, the best, the best Christmas they ever had
G C
Coz we feel like killing ourselves for Christmas
D G C D G
We never got along real well with our moms and dads
G C
yeah, we feel like killing ourselves for Christmas
D
It'll be the best, the best, the best
D
the best, the best, the best
D G D E G
The Fucking best, Christmas they ever had
G F# E D G B A G
Bah, Bah, BaBah, Bah Fucking Die!