G C
We?ve been goin? out for about 6 months and I liked her pretty good
G D
Then one day she started out with these feminine crazy moods
G C A7
She never wanted just me and her, she had to have a friend along
G D G
And I found me out some crazy things and I just had to write this song
G C
She don?t say I look good these days like she always had before
G D
And when I bring Willie?s Playboys over she?s always asking for more
G C A7
I don?t know what the hell to do I was her number one biggest fan
G D G
But people change and lovers lie, my girlfriends a lesbian
Well I came home one night sick and tired and I sat down with a beer
Smokin? Sweet Chiva in my lazy boy, wasn?t ready for what I was to hear
She said I was a really nice guy and she hoped that we could be friends
But she was interested in a girl named Jenny so our relationship had to end
Guess I shoulda just figured it out all on my own
I ignored all the signs that said she was a homo
Not that it bothers me like it should
Well she was always bench pressin? way more than I ever could
Chorus