Luigis Ballad chords

Starbomb

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  			Intro  
G   A7 

Danny Sexbang 
          D 
Princess Peach 
           A 
Won't you listen to my speech 
   G                         D 
I don't have any stars of invincibility 
     D                                 A 
But you're the brightest star in the sky tonight for me 
     G       D 
I'm your Luigi 

Egoraptor 
D 
What up, bitch 
D 
I got a one-up, bitch 
D                                C 
What's inside the question block; it's my dick 
D                              D 
It's-a-me, a-Mario, I'm more Italian than pastrami 
D                            C 
I'll take you by the peaches and give you the hot salami 
D                                 D 
I save you from dragons and evil Boos that are spooky 
D                       C 
Must I be a raccoon to get inside your tanooki 
D                                          D 
I will mount you like Yoshi and show you things you've never seen 
D                       C 
My mushroom's now mega, if you know what I mean, so suck it 

Danny Sexbang 
 G                Eb 
Mario, you always do this shit 
   Bb                       F 
I like a girl and then you ruin it 
    G              Eb 
By yelling stuff about your dick 
   Bb           F 
Until they go away 

Rachel Bloom 
  G         Eb 
Hey Luigi, it's okay 
      Bb        F 
That Mario's a bit risqué 
      G                Eb 
Just tell me what you need to say 
  Bb               F 
Please don't be afraid 

Danny Sexbang 
D             A 
Oh, princess, it means so much for me to hear you say that 
G                                                   D 
The only thing I've ever wanted to tell you is that-goddamn it 

Egoraptor 
D 
I'm here to pleasure that ass 
D                                 C 
I'd like to go first, princess, but I always come last 
D                                       D 
And you say we'll get together but I'm jacking off alone 
D                      C 
Koopa Troopa skeletons are the only Dry Bones 
D                                      D 
I am tired of the running 'round it's such a fucking hassle 
D                              C 
I go through shit and then you're in another fucking castle 
D                                 D 
You gotta think about it, well I don't believe the hype 
D                                        C 
You'll have a lot of time to think when you are smoking on my warp pipe 

Rachel Bloom 
G         Eb 
O-M-G  I can't decide 
     Bb                 F 
On which of you should be the guy 
    G               Eb 
To take me on your mustache ride 
         Bb          F 
That'll redefine my life 

Rachel Bloom and Danny Sexbang 
     G             Eb 
I'm ready to give love a shot 
           Bb            F 
It's not about how many coins you've got 
   G                Eb 
I just know I like you a lot 
            Bb                 F 
Ego Yo, sluts, check out my yacht (Ugh) 

         G                    Eb 
Danny Let me take you on a magic kart ride 
            Bb                             F 
Ego I'll bust all your balloons when I smack your backside 
               G                             Eb 
Danny We'll have such fun, I'll bring my friends along 

Egoraptor 
                Bb                       F 
I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his konkey dong 
 G                            Eb 
Come on, Peach, it's time to make your choice 
         Bb                              F 
I'm the only plumber that can make your boobies rejoice 
        G                            Eb 
Green, lanky-ass brother ain't got shit on me 
              Bb                          F 
It's time to live out our story, of the princess and the pe-Nis 
    	

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