Intro
E5 C#m D
E5 C#m D
verse 1
E5
I'm driving alone and I'm feeling down
C#m D
I'm sick of world and this deadbeat town
E5
Something moving catches my eye
C#m D
Oh my god it's a floppy guy
A B E
Fuck Yeah, Floppy Guys
F#m C#m A E
Flopping around what a fucking surprise
A B E F#m A
Fuck Yeah, can't believe my eyes
E
Floppy Guys
verse 2
E5
A majestic dancer of cloth and air
C#m D
What is he selling I just don't care
E5
Second hand cars, above ground pools
C#m D
Surplus corn, no it's much more cool
A B E
Fuck Yeah, It's a Floppy Guy shop
F#m C#m A E
I'm so glad I decided to stop
A B E F#m A
I've found my own and I watch him bob
E
At the Floppy Guy shop
Bridge
B E
Floppy Guys, I'll take two
A E
One for me and one for you
B E
What I did next is no surprise
A B E
I wrote a song about, Floppy Guys
F#m A
So here's a solution for impulse buys
C#m B
Like lasers, corn and floppy guys
F#m A
Use them in a song and you can relax
C#m B
Cos you can claim it all on your tax
C#m F#m
On Your Tax, We claim this shit on our tax
Outro
B Db F#
Fuck Yeah, Floppy Guys!
G#m Ebm B F#
Fiscal stability justified
B Db F# G#m B
Fuck Yeah, Reach for the sky
F#
Floppy Guys!