Intro: A C D F G
A
Remember When you were fourteen
C
Your dad taught you to shave
D
That wasnt a very fatherly way
A F G
For him to behave
A
You had to watch your first beard
C
Floating down the drain
D
A beard abandoned
A F G
A son betrayed
F G A
Your dad taught you how
F G E7
And look at you now
A E D
Cause if your dad doesnt have a beard
E A
Youve got two mums
E D E
(Two beardless mums)
A E D
Cause if your dad doesnt have a beard
E A
Youve got two mums
E D E F G
(Two beardless mums)
Remember how he watched
your face ladened with cream
The mirror fogging over
As the bathroom filled with steam
He put the razor in your hand
And said: "Now lets begin
Shave with joreflicks jokes(?) my son
And head for the chin
F G A
Your dad taught you how
F G E7
And look at you now
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Repeat: F G A end on E7
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