Intro:
Bm G D A Bm
Sometimes (ohhhhh) Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon)
G D
You don't know how to express yourself so (And Lonely Island)
A
You just gotta sing
Bm G D A
I just had sex and it felt so good
Bm G D A
A woman let me put my p***s inside her
Bm G D A
I just had sex and I'll never go back
Bm G D A
To the not having sex ways of the past
Bm G
Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great
D A
It felt so good when I did it with my p***s
Bm G
A girl let me do it It literally just happened
D A
Having sex could make a nice man out the meanest
Bm G
Never guess where I just came from, I had sex
D A
If I had to describe the feeling, it was the best
Bm G
When I had the sex, man my p***s felt great
D A
And I called my parents right after I was done
Bm G
Oh hey, didn't see you there, Guess what I just did
D A
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
Bm G
Well sure, Nice of her to let you do that thing
D A
Nice of any girl ever. Now sing
Bm G D A
I just had sex and it felt so good
Bm G D A
A woman let me put my p***s inside her
Wanna tell the world
Bm G D
To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
A
Doesn't really make sense But man, screw it
Bm G
I ain't one to argue with a good thing. She could be my wife
D A
That good? The best 30 seconds of my life
Bm G
I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her
D A
Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
Bm G
With that in mind the soft, nice smelling girls better
D A
She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater
Bm G
So this one's dedicated to them girls
D A
That let us flop around on top of them
Bm G
If you're near a bar, whether short or tall
D A
We wanna thank you all for letting us f**k you
Bm
She kept looking at her watch
G
Doesn't matter, have sex
D
But I cried the whole time
A
Doesn't matter, have sex
Bm
I think she might have been a racist
G
Doesn't matter, have sex
D
She put a bag on my head
A
Still counts!
Bm G D A
I just had sex and my dreams came true
Bm G D
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing
A
with me
Final Chorus:
Cm Ab Eb Bb
I just had sex and it felt so good
Cm Ab Eb Bb
A woman let me put my p***s inside her
Cm Ab Eb Bb
I just had sex and I'll never go back
Cm Ab Eb Bb
To the not having sex ways of the past
Cm Ab Eb Bb
La la la la