Intro: C F C F
Verse
C F
You're the kind of man that seems to leave a trail
C G
Behind him of the friends that used to be so close
C F
But then in some concocted scene they've done you wrong
C G
And so you write 'em off and bye bye they are gone
Chorus 1
F
If you don't like dogs
C
What do you like?
F
If you don't like dogs
C G
You're gonna wake up some cold night
F C Am
And howl at the lonely moon
C G C
If you don't like dogs there's something wrong with you
Verse
C F
You're the kind of man who wants everyone
C G
To think that he's successful, so you talk about it
C F
And you write about it and blah blah blah
C G
But way deep down inside you're afraid that you're a fraud
Chorus 2
F
If you don't like dogs
C
What do you like?
F
If you don't like dogs
C G
You're gonna wake up some cold night
F C Am
And howl at the moon alone
C G C
If you don't like dogs, better just go home
Bridge
F
I used to be a friend
Even now from time to time
C
I wish that I could see ya
G
Wouldn't wanna be ya
F
You might have a car, money, and a home
C G
But you know and I know you'll always be alone
Verse
C F
You're the kind of man who wants to know real love
C G
But all that you can do is talk about young girls
C F
And tell off color jokes and act all kinds of flirty
C G
But when the truth be told you're afraid of getting dirty
Chorus 3
F
If you don't like dogs
C
What do you like?
F
If you don't like dogs
C G
You're gonna wake up some cold night
F C Am
And howl till your head's a throbbin'
C G C
If you don't like dogs what's your fucking problem?