Cheese And Onions chords

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B |---0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---|---0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---| 
G |---0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---|---0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---| 
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E |---3------------------------|---2------------------------| 

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B |---1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1---|---3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3---| 
G |---0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---|---2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2---| 
D |---2------------------------|---0------------------------| 
A |----------------------------|----------------------------| 
E |----------------------------|----------------------------| 


         G                    Bm                           C 
I have always thought in the back of my mind, 'Cheese and onions', 
         G                      Bm                             C 
I have always thought that the world was unkind, 'Cheese and onions'! 


   C       C/B    Am   Am/G    Am/F#  Am/E  D    D/C   D/B   D/A 
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G                                Bm 
C - H - E - E - S - E    A - N - D 

                             C     Cadd9 
O - N - I - O - N - S!   Oh, no! 


               C                    D 
Man and ma - chine, (Man and ma - chine!) 
               Em                 Em7/D   A 
Keep yourself clean, (Keep your - self  clean!) 
                C          D                      G             G7 
Or be a 'Has - been', (Ah, ah!) ...like a dino - saur! Oh - oh, oh! 
             C                    D 
Man or de - vice?  (Man or de - vice?) 
                Em            Em7/D  A 
For everything nice, (Every - thing nice!) 
                     C         D                    G             G7 
You'd better think twice, (Ah, ah!) at least, once more! Oh - oh, oh! 


               C                    D 
Man and ma - chine, (Man and ma - chine!) 
               Em                 Em7/D   A 
Keep yourself clean, (Keep your - self  clean!) 
                C          D                      G     G7 
Or be a 'Has - been', (Ah, ah!) ...like a dino - saur---------! 
             C                    D 
Man or de - vice?  (Man or de - vice?) 
                Em            Em7/D  A 
For everything nice, (Every - thing nice!) 
                     C         D                    G     G7 
You'd better think twice, (Ah, ah!) at least, once more--------! 


               C                    D 
Man and ma - chine, (Man and ma - chine!) 
               Em                 Em7/D   A 
Keep yourself clean, (Keep your - self  clean!) 
                C          D                      G     G7 
Or be a 'Has - been', (Ah, ah!) ...like a dino - saur---------! 
C                D       Em           Em7/D  A 
   (Man or de - vice?)       (Every - thing nice!) 

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