Patricia The Stripper Chords
by The Wombats
Patricia The Stripper by The Wombats is a moderately challenging guitar song played in the key of A. It uses the chords A, D, Bm and E. Use the transpose and diagram tools on this page to change the key, see each shape, or simplify the chords.
No Capo
A
She works downtown in an unmarked bar, flyin' 'round poles
D
She always gave me the fright of my life
A
I didn't mean to get involved it was the alcohol
D
Mixed with an empty feeling inside
Bm
It's such a bad idea
D E
To fall in love with a 'lady of the night'
A
(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
D
Why didn't God give her two left feet
Bm D
Then she couldn't run away from me
A
Months go by and I'm alone in bed
D
While she's greasing up for when the businessmen and lawyers arrive
A
I've got to wear a beard, a suit and tie
D
To get past the door if I want to see my girl tonight
Bm
I go to all this effort
D E
Just to see my fair Patricia going home with some other guy
A
(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
D
Why didn't God give her two left feet
Bm D
Then she couldn't run away from me
A
(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
D
Why didn't God give her two left feet
Bm D
Then she couldn't run away from me
Bm D A E
She thinks I'm sad and that's alright
Bm D A E
But she doesn't hate me so there's my little alibi
Bm D A
I can't, I can't leave, I can't, I can't, I can't
E Bm
She's my coked up Botox girl
A E
Patricia, Patricia
A D
Oh, Patricia the stripper you are my sunshine
Bm A
So, why can't you come home with me tonight
A
(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
D
Why didn't God give her two left feet
Bm D
Then she couldn't run away from me