Intro
A6 B6
Verse
A B E F#m
I am a man of honor and I am mortified
C#m7 D7/C
By your litany of slurs
C#m7 D7/C
Such a lot of words
A6 B6
Oh, dear
Chorus
E A B
Madam, I challenge you to a duel
A E
My second warned you to be careful
A D A
That bell can't be unrung
E A B
Madam, you mistake me for a bumpkin
A E
It's clear you're yelling something
A D A
Oh, please don't burst a lung
Break
A6 B6
A6 B6
Verse
A B
You are an unfit rival
E F#m
By spirits taught to sing
C#m7 D7/C
But a tune so twisted now
C#m7 D7/C
Like all that's sweet's gone sour
A6 B6
Oh, dear
Chorus
E A B
Madam, you mistake me for a fool
A E
Yes, your little dog may hold the pistols
A D A
Although he seems high strung
E A B
Madam, I challenge you to a duel
A E
My second warned you to be careful
A D
That bell can't be unrung
A B
Can't be unrung
A E
Can't be unrung