verse 1
D G/D D G/D D
They tried the handcuffs but they won't lock
D G/D D G/D D
Electrical courses but they won't shock
A D
You pulled the fire alarm
A D
You tried punching a cop
G A
You're just too tired to stop
D G/D D G/D D
You old pine box
Em
You old pine box
A
With your head full of rocks
D G
Sharp like a cracked flowerpot
Em
You old paper hat
A
On your skull full of bats
D G
There's no percentage in that
verse 2
D G/D D G/D D
They called relations but they declined
D G/D D G/D D
They called the fan club but they'd resigned
A D
Left your car in a field
A D
And some questions behind
G A
Your mom thinks you're out of your mind
Bridge
D Bb(add#11)
Over the falls and into the drink
D Bb(add#11)
The barrel breaks and we slowly sink
verse 3
D G/D D G/D D
They tried the handcuffs but they won't lock
D G/D D G/D D
Electrical courses but they won't shock
A D
You pulled the fire alarm
A D
You tried punching a cop
G A
You're just too tired to stop
D G/D D G/D D
You old pine box
D G/D D G/D D