verse 1:
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I was sittin’ starin’ at my monitor
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My computer locked-up, once again
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And I read all them manuals, cover-to cover
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Rackin’ my brains to find out what the problem was, and then
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I called the help desk number that they gave me
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And the man said “I will help you, troubleshoot.”
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That gave me an idea, I hung up that phone
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Then I grabbed my 12-gauge, right off the wall
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I’ll do some problem solving on this thing once and for all
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And I have no trouble shootin’ this computer
E
I don’t need tech support to walk me through
D A D
Yeah it’s time I shoot it, there’s no need to reboot it
A E A
It’s time to bust a cap in this CPU
Bridge:
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Come on runtime-error, go ahead an’ make my day
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If Bill Gates was standin’ here, I smack his four-eyed face
Solo:
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verse 2:
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Now if you think I have an ounce of patience
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I’m tellin’ you, you better not, hold your breath
D
Cause I’m gonna lock an’ load ‘em
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Tell ‘em I’ll send in the modem
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An’ give this thing the real Blue-Screen-Of-Death
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And I have no trouble shootin’ this computer
E
I don’t need tech support to walk me through
D A D
Yeah it’s time to shoot it, there’s no need to reboot it
A E A D
It’s time to bust a cap, in this piece of...Microsoft Windows
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It’s time to bust a cap in this CPU