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Tim Minchin

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verse 1 
             A      C#m 
I don't like Jews 
               Bm 
Neither should you 
        E 
They're ethically and spiritually poor, that's a fact 
            A                C#m 
I don't like black people 
Bm 
It's just not acceptable 
      E 
There should be some kind of law, that is that 

verse 2 
              C#m               F#m 
And I get the s***s with Inuits 
Bm                                       Bm   C#m   D   E 
They get on my tits, the little bastards 
    F#m        E      D 
And women             just make me so mad 
                  E 
Does that make me bad, am I bad? 
Is that bad? 

verse 3 
                C#m                              F#m 
And the f***in' Italians I just cannot stand them 
Bm 
They really inspire my rancour 
E 
Cheating f***ing Italian wankers! 
    A 
And lesbians and the bicurious 
                C#m 
Make me furious 
Bm                                E 
It's not their fault, I know, but still... Grr! 

verse 4 
            C#m         F#m 
And fuckin' Christians 
Bm                                              Bm   C#m   D   E 
I just want to punch them in their faces 
            F#m                                 C#m 
And I'm not comfortable with Muslims on the tube 
            Bm                                          E   Fdim7 
And I can't stand publicly breast-feeding mothers 

Verse 5 
           F#m           C#m            Bm 
And I hate gays who talk camply 
And the fuckin' Chinese make me angry 

Bridge 
           F#m 
I hate the rich 
           Fdim7 
I hate the poor 
       A 
I hate bitches 
       B7 
I hate whores 

Outro 
        Bm 
I hate Africans 
        C#m 
I hate Japanese 
           D 
I hate the disabled 
        C#m 
I hate Burmese 
              Bm              C#m           D 
Yeah, I don't care about your color or your creed 
                        E               A 
I will judge you for no reason 
N.C. 
At this point, Tim "realizes" that he's made a mistake 
N.C. 
The song begins again with the full lyrics.