Song For Wossy chords

Tim Minchin


A Wossy, in two weeks you’ll be gone E/A This is my last opportunity to sing you a song G/A So I wanna ask a favour before D Dsus2-D You get on with your life A Jonathan, I wanna make love to you E/A Wossy I just wanna make sweet love to you G/A Just once, I wanna make sweet love to you G G/A D Sweet love to your wife Dm There’s just something about her That drives me insane A/C# She’s got that cute sense of humour And a brilliant brain Bm7 But if I’m totally honest My feelings for Jane A Are mostly sexual Dm Don’t wanna put you and her In an awkward position A/C# But I know I’d regret it If I didn’t ask the question Bm7 I have talked to my wife And she gave me permission G/A A We both have a celebrity shag concession G G/A D And mine is Jane G G/A D Hers is Wayne Rooney Em7 Although to be fair G/A There’s not much chance of scoring there D A Jane, in two weeks time G Your hubby will be out on the breadline baby D And surely you’re not gonna wanna be G A Spending time with a bum D A I know that in a month or three G He’ll have weaselled his way back onto my TV D G But in the meantime, would you consider me E For a little fun? (A E/A G/A D ) Just one night, Jane, would embiggen me Just one night, baby, you’ll be diggin’ me Just a little dabble in temporary bigamy I just wanna make love, sweet love to you What I wouldn’t give for just one night with you Nothing too weird, just a nice night with a Couple of whips and an underwater camera I just wanna make a little sweet love to you Wossy, you can watch if that’d make you feel better That’d make it even more unforgettable You can hold the camera and make some bruschetta In case I get hungry making sweet love to your wife Stop me, won’t you Wossy, if this is getting weird? The thought of Jane nuzzling my ginger beard I’m just doing a song, like we agreed And it just happens to be a song about how I wanna Make sweet love to your wife Oooh Dm Jonathan I’ve always admired you A/C# I was nervous about our interview Bm7 But your producers assured me That all I had to do G/A D Was be totally honest...with you