Intro: A C A
Verse 1:
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Woke up this morning
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Didn't take a shower
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I've been regretting it
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For the past hour
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Because my head itches
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My head itches, yeah
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My head itches
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My head itches, yeah
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Doc, I need some dandruff shampoo for my head
Verse 2 :
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Went to the doctor
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He looked at me and said
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"Boy, what's your affliction?"
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I pointed at my head
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And said, my head itches
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My head itches, yeah
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My head itches
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My head itches, yeah
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Doc, I need some dandruff shampoo for my head
Verse 3:
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When the doc was done listening to me
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He stared at me quizzically
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He said, "Toby, you don't need me"
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"Dandruff shampoo is OTC"
Chorus/Outro:
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Cuz if your head itches
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Your head itches, yeah
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If your head itches
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Your head itches, yeah
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Go to the pharmacy and get some shampoo for your head
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Dandruff shampoo
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For your head
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For your head
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For your head
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For your head
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For your head
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For my head