Maynards Dick Chords
by Tool
Maynards Dick by Tool is a moderately challenging guitar song played in the key of B. It uses the chords B and G. Use the transpose and diagram tools on this page to change the key, see each shape, or simplify the chords.
Tool - Maynard's Dick
Key:
h = hammer on
p = pull off
/ = slide up
\ = slide down
pm. = palm mute
b = 1/2 bend
B = full bend
A.H. = artificial harmonic
Intro - Guitar 1
e|-----------------------|
B|-----------------------|
G|-----------7-----------|
D|---2---5---7---7---5---|
A|---2---5---5---7---5---|
E|---0---3-------5---3---|
Verse - Guitar 2
Play this with the first part.
e|---0---3---2---0-------|
B|---0---3---3---2-------|
G|---1---0---2---2-------|
D|---2---0---0---2-------| x4
A|---2---2-------0-------|
E|---0---3---------------|
Chorus - Guitar 2 Guitar 1
e|---3---0---------------| |-----------------------|
B|---3---0---------------| x3 |-----------------------|
G|---0---1---------------| |-----------------------|
D|---0---2---------------| WITH |---5---2---------------|
A|---2---2---------------| |---5---2---------------|
E|---3---0---------------| |---3---0---------------|
4th Time
e|---3---0---------------| |-----------------------|
B|---3---2---------------| |-----------------------|
G|---0---2---------------| |-------2---------------|
D|---0---2---------------| WITH |---5---2---------------|
A|---2---0---------------| |---5---0---------------|
E|---3-------------------| |---3-------------------|
Verse #2 - Guitar 2
e|--------0-----0-------3-----3-------2-----2----------------------|
B|----------0-------------3---------3---3--------------------------|
G|------------1-------------0-----2-------2-------2---0h2p0---0----|
D|------2-------------0---------0---------------2---2-------2------| x2
A|----2-------------2-------------------------0--------------------|
E|--0-------------3------------------------------------------------|
Kick into distortion at the "Kinda like the way you're breathin'" part.
It's guitar 1 from here on out.
Chorus x4
Bridge
e|-----------------------|
B|-----------------------|
G|-----------------------|
D|-----------------------| x2
A|-----0/////////--------|
E|---0-------------------|
e|-----------------------|
B|-----------------------|
G|-----------------------|
D|-----------------------| x4
A|-----------3h5-7-------|
E|---0--0-3h5------------|
e|---------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------|
D|--7-7-5-5-7-5-7b-5-5---7-7-5-5-7-5-7b-5-5----|
A|---------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------|
A.H all 7's--------
e|------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------9---11---12---14---16-------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------|
A|---2---5---7---10---7---9----10---12---14-------------|
E|---0---3---5---8--------------------------------------|
pm-------------
Then play the 16th fret on G - string through the chorus one last time,
throw in a few bends and stuff.
End x2 Guitar 1 Guitar 2
e|-----------------------| |-----------------------------|
B|-----------------------| |-----------------------------|
G|---14-12-14-12-14-12---| WITH |-----------------------------|
D|-----------------------| |---7---5---7---5---7---5-----|
A|-----------------------| |---7---5---7---5---7---5-----|
E|-----------------------| |---5---3---5---3---5---3-----|
Guitar 1 and finally... Guitar 2
e|-----------------------| |-----------------------|
B|-----------------------| |-----------------------|
G|---14-12---------------| WITH |-----------------------|
D|---------14------------| |---7---5---2-----------|
A|-----------------------| |---7---5---2-----------|
E|-----------------------| |---5---3---0-----------|
Lyrics: (stolen from http://toolshed.down.net)
it's all an open center
opens up and lets the wind lift him away
it doesn't have to feel water
lets just embrace the feel like that
kinda like the way you're breathing
i kinda like the way you keep looking away
would you like to glide on
slide a mile six inches and then climb on maynard's dick
theres a shyness found in reason
apprehensive influence swallow away
you seem to feel abysmal take it
then you're careful brace for sure
kinda like the way you're breathing
kinda like the way you keep looking away
would you like to climb on
climb on my six inches and go down on maynard's dick
took you out in the back of the toolshed
put it right on top of your forehead
took you out in the back of the toolshed
now you know what you're fuckin with...maynard's dick