C G
There's a magical land I know
C G
A place where I grew up
C G
And I'd make a deal with the devil himself
C D
To see that place blown up
C G
There in that interesting land I know
C G
Where no one has a brain
C G
They all wear jeans that are acid-washed
C D
And yet they think I'm insane
*pause*
G
I would get down on my knees and service the Japanese
C
'Till I reek of old sushi but please
G
Bomb New Jersey
I would happily kowtow to my new leader, Chairman Mao
C
I would even learn Chinese, just please
G
Bomb New Jersey
D G
Bomb New Jersey
D G
Bomb New Jersey
G
I would go tell Jong Ill Kim that they're making fun of him
C
In a Kimchi-hating town that's known
G
As New Jersey
Better yet I've got a plan, I will convince Pakistan
C
That India can be found somewhere
G
In New Jersey
C G
New Jersey is a place where I grew up
C G
They pelted me with rocks and garbage
C G
I guess it’s tough to be a fruit in the Garden State
C D
And if you have a sexy girlfriend then they're doubly irate
G
Oh I would climb a rocky crag and plant a Russian flag
C
On a smoldering hole once known
G
As New Jersey
Oh it would be a tragic loss if both Bon Jovi and the Boss
C
Are somewhere out of state when the Danes
G
Nuke New Jersey
C G
It's a place named after a sweatshirt
C G
So what more can you expect, sir?
C G
And if you try to express you're individuality
C
They will throw you to the ground
D
And they'll kick you in the teeth
D D
Like they did to me
C G
The bombs go down on Morristown
C G
And Trenton's up in flames
C G
Newark we drowned then burned it down
C D
But Elizabeth still smells the same
C G
Many butts will breach on Monmouth Beach
C G
We'll erase Orange from site
C G
But before we leave this land I loathe
C D G
I bid New Jersey goodnight