Intro:
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Verse 1:
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I went home with a waitress
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The way I always do
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How was I to know
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She was with the Russians too?
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Verse 2:
I was gambling in Havannah
I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns, and money
Dad, get me out of this
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I'm the innocent bystander
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And somehow I got stuck
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Between a rock and a hard place
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And I'm down on my luck
Verse 3:
I'm hiding in Honduras
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns, and money
The shit has hit the fan
(Chorus)