Tuning:
DADGBe
e|-----2---3---5-------2--3-(5)--|
B|-----3---3---6-------3--3--6---|
G|-----2--(4)-(5)------2-(4)-5---|
D|-0-0---0---0---0-0-0--0---0--0-| (repeat x4)
A|-------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------|
D5 Cadd9 E5 A-Asus4-A-Asus4 x2
(continue A-Asus4-A-Asus4 throughout song)
verse 1
D5 Cadd9 E5 A D5 Cadd9 E5 A
The weightlifter and a library tech you know
D5 Cadd9 E5 A D5 Cadd9 E5 A
Made a big decision in the magazine row
D5 Cadd9 E5 A D5 Cadd9 E5 A
I'll open my catalogue just enough to let you in
D5 (N.C.) D5 Cadd9 E5 A
And she'll drop beers like you drop vitamins
Chorus
F5 D5
Did you ever never wanna let somebody down?
F5 E5 A
Was you ever thinking that you'd be Cathy's clown now she's around
verse 2
D5 Cadd9 E5 A D5 Cadd9 E5 A
The protein pills and the g-strings you left in her flat
D5 Cadd9 E5 A D5 Cadd9 E5 A
Are just enough to get your dewey decimal back
D5 Cadd9 E5 A D5 Cadd9 E5 A
Lift her to work, before your daily workout begins
D5 (N.C.) D5 Cadd9 E5 A
And she'll stack up like you stack vitamins
Chorus
outro
D5 Cadd9 E5 D#5 x8
Dmaj7
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Requested by Bob Mileo