Intro: Ab7 Gbm6/Ab Ab7 Gbm6/Ab
verse 1
Ab7 Gbm6/Ab
How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment
Ab7 Gbm6/Ab
How to defer to men in solveable predicaments
Ab7 Gbm6/Ab
How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you
Ab7 Gbm6/Ab
How to have that not work and have them run away from you
Ab7 Gbm6/Ab
How to keep people at arms length and never get too close
Ab7 Gbm6/Ab
How to mistrust the ones who supposedly love the most
Ab7 Gbm6/Ab
How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone
Ab7 Gbm6/Ab
How to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone
Ab Gb
I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
Db/F E
A course of a lifetime you'll never forget
Ab Gb
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
Db/F E Ab
I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best
verse 2
Ab7 Gbm6/Ab
How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist
Ab7 Gbm6/Ab
How to play all pious when you're really a hypocrite
Ab7 Gbm6/Ab
How to hate god when you're a prayer and a spiritualist
Ab7 Gbm6/Ab
How to sabotage your fantasies by fears of success
Ab Gb
I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
Db/F E
A course of a lifetime you'll never forget
Ab Gb
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
Db/F E Ab Eb
I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best
Bridge
Db Abm
I've been doing research for years
Eb Db Abm7
I've been practicing my ass off
Eb Db Abm7
I've been training my whole life for this moment I swear to you
Eb Db Abm7
Culminating just to be this well-versed leader before you
Ab Gb
I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
Db/F E
A course of a lifetime you'll never forget
Ab Gb
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
Db/F E Ab
I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best
verse 3
Ab7 Gbm6/Ab
How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else
Ab7 Gbm6/Ab
How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself
Ab7 Gbm6/Ab
How to numb a la holic to avoid going within
Ab7 Gbm6/Ab
How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything
Ab Gb
I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
Db/F E
A course of a lifetime you'll never forget
Ab Gb
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
Db/F E
I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best