A E
Hello, Muddah! Hello,
E E7 A
Here I am at Camp Granada.
A C#7 D
Camp is very entertaining,
D E E7 A
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
A E
I went hiking with Joe Spivy.
E E7 A
He developed poison ivy.
A C#7 D
You remember Leonard Skinner?
D E E7 A
He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.
A E
All the counselors hate the waiters.
E E7 A
And the lake has alligators.
A C#7 D
And the head coach wants no sissies,
D E E7 A
So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.
A E
Now I don't want this to scare ya,
E E7 A
But my bunk mate has malaria.
A C#7 D
You remember Jeffrey Hardy?
D E E7 A
They're about to organize a searching party.
F#m C#7
Take me home.Oh Muddah, fadduh,
F#m C#7
Take me home.I hate Granada.
Bm7 D A F#m D Bm
Don't leave me out in the forest where, I might
Bm C#7
Get eaten by a bear.
F#m C#7
Take me home.
C#7 F#m C#7
I promise I will not make noise,
C#7 Bm7 D A
Or mess the house with oth - er boys.
A F#m D
Oh, please don't make me stay,
D Bm7 C#7 D7 C#7
I've been here one whole day.
A E
Dearest fadduh, Darling Muddah,
E E7 A
How's my precious, little bruddah?
A C#7 D
Let me come home if you miss me.
D E E7 A
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me!
A E
Wait a minute!It's stopped hailing.
E E7 A
Guys are swimming.Guys are sailing.
A C#7 D
Playing baseball.Gee! That's bettah
D E E7 A
Muddah, fadduh, kindly disregard this letter!