Intro
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D Bm
verse 1
D Bm
Some people might like to get a train to work
D Bm
Or drive in in a beamer or a murc
D Bm
Some guys like to travel in by bus
D B
But I can't be bothered with the fuss today
B D#m
I'm gonna take my bike
B D#m
Cause once again the tube's on strike
B D#m
The greedy bastards want extra pay
B D#m
For sitting on their arse all day
B D#m
Even though they earn 30k
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So I'm standing here in the pouring rain
E D#m
Where the fucks my fucking train!
B D#m
London underground (london underground)
E F#
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
B D#m
London underground (london underground)
E
They're all greedy cunts
F#
I wanna shoot them all with a rifle
Instrumental B D#m E F#
verse 2
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All they say is please mind the doors
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And they learn that on the two day course
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This job could be done by a four year old
D B
They just leave us freezing in the cold
B D#m
What you smell is what you get
B D#m
Burger king and piss and sweat
B D#m
You roast to death in the boiling heat
B D#m
With tourists treading on your feet
B D#m
And chewing gum on every seat
B D#m
So don't tell to mind the gap
E F#
I want my fucking money back
B D#m
London underground (london underground)
E F#
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
B D#m
London underground (london underground)
E
They're all greedy cunts
F#
I wanna shoot them all with a rifle
Bridge
C#m B
The floors are sticky and the seats are damp
C#m B
Every platform has a fucking tramp
D#m E
But the drivers get the day off when
F#
We're all late for work again
Db Db/F
London underground (london underground)
Gb
Wa wa wankers
Ab
They're all wankers
Db Db/F
London underground (london underground)
Gb
Take your oyster card
Ab
And shove it up your arse hole