Nudie Bar Blues Chords
Nudie Bar Blues by Barnyard Ballers is a moderately challenging guitar song played in the key of Em. It uses the chords Em, Am, G, C, B, Em/B and D. Use the transpose and diagram tools on this page to change the key, see each shape, or simplify the chords.
Intro:
Em
E|-------|---------|---------|---------|-----------|
B|-------|---------|---------|---------|-----------|
G|-------|---------|---------|---------|-----------|
D|-------|------0--|-2-------|---------|-----------|
A|----0--|-2-------|------0--|-2-------|-----------|
E|-------|---------|---------|------3--|-0---------|
Em Am G
Driving home in my car
Em Am G
I've been at the nudie bar
Em Am G
I'm not gonna let her sleep
Em Am G
'cause I want sex, I want it cheap
Am C B
All the things that I've seen
Am C B
and now I want my pornoqueen
Em Am G
I'm so happy that you're home
Em Am G
Now get the spermicidal foam
Em G
Just one dance on the lap
Am C Em/B
and I'm all braver, ready to snap
D
I've got the nudie bar blues
Am
What you gonna do?
C B
I need it and I need it bad
D
I've got the nudie bar blues
Am
What you gonna do?
C B
My balls are blue, my mind is going mad
E|--------------|
B|--------------|
G|--------------|
D|--4-----------|
A|--2--0--------|
E|--------3--2--|
My wife don't like it when I go
The devil in me starts to grow
Coming home all in a rage
from watching women half my age
It's not my fault - I lose control
Naked chicks will take their toll
If I get home and you're not there
I'll find a hooker, I don't care
Just one dance on the lap...
I've got the nudie bar blues...
Friday at the nudie bar
I took it just a step to far
Saw this little chicken dance
I knew I had to take the chance
Followed her home, kicked down the door
Left her bleeding on the floor
Guess I must have lost my head
'cause now that poor girl's lying dead
Just one dance on the lap...
I've got the nudie bar blues...