Verse
E B C#m A
My friends are having the time of their lives
E B C#m A
And I’m home alone smoking weed in a wizard’s wig
E B C#m A E B
I think I’m doing fine on my own but this shirt smells old
C#m A
Why’s doing laundry so expensive here
E A E A E A B
Chorus
E A
I said your friends don’t like me
E A
They think I’m too mean
E A B
I like the way that I am
E A
I said my friends don’t like you
E A
You think you’re too cool
E A B
I hate the way that you are
Instrumental
E B E B E B E B E
Verse
E B C#m A
My friends are having the time of their lives
E B C#m A
And I’m home alone watching Home Alone again
E B C#m A E B
I think I’m doing better on my own but I drink too much
C#m A
When will I ever stop drinking beer
Chorus
E A
I said your friends don’t like me
E A
They think I’m too mean
E A B
I like the way that I am
E A
I said my friends don’t like you
E A
You think you’re too cool
E A B
I hate the way that you are
Bridge
Ab A
I can’t believe that I slept past two
Ab A
Now I’m hungover and I’m looking for some food
Ab A
Can we hit my favorite deli please
Ab A B
So I can get a chicken parm with extra cheese
E B
AH!
Chorus
E A
I said your friends don’t like me
E A
They think I’m too mean
E A B
I like the way that I am
E A
I said my friends don’t like you
E A
You think you’re too cool
E A B
I hate the way that you are
E B C#m A
My friends are having the time of their lives
E B C#m A
And I’m home alone x2