Welcome Madmen With Guns Chords
by Dan Bern
Welcome Madmen With Guns by Dan Bern is a beginner-friendly guitar song played in the key of Em. It uses the chords Em, C, G and D. Use the transpose and diagram tools on this page to change the key, see each shape, or simplify the chords.
Em C
On the TV,someone’s running
G D
As the helicopter cam zooms in
Em C
And they superimpose green arrows
G D
Google Earth it to the head of a pin
Em C
She says “There behind the police tape
G D
“Seen it all with my eyes and ears
Em C
“I was talking to my friend Charlie
D Em
“And then Charlie disappeared”
Em C
Welcome, welcome
G D
Come and have some fun
Em C G D
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
Em C
And every Ponzi scheme
G D
That ever has been run
Em C
And old men with hard-ons
D Em
And Madmen with guns
Em C G D
And I heard that you made threats against me and my family
Em C G D
And I got me a gun from a kindly neighbor lady
Em C G D
And I made it known that one step in the wrong direction
Em C G D
I’ll shoot you in the back with no hesitation
Em C
Welcome, welcome
G D
Come and have some fun
Em C G D
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
Em C
And every Ponzi scheme
G D
That ever has been run
Em C
And old men with hard-ons
D Em
And Madmen with guns
C
And who’s doing who
And where’s the fire
G D
And who do you think is juicin
C
And the rats and the zombies and the alien pigs
G D
Which field should we turn you loose in
Em C
Monkeys in captivity
G C
Ikea in the Amazon
Em C
What’s in your wallet
D Em
And which side are you on?
Em C
Can anyone still stand up
G D
Or are we all just too ground down
Em C G D
Tryin’ to make it through the day without your ass gettin’ handed back to you in town
Em C G D
Sitting on the freeways and the buses and the trains
Em C G D
Praying you can get the kids inside before it rains
Em C
Welcome, welcome
G D
Come and have some fun
Em C G D
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
Em C
And every Ponzi scheme
G D
That ever has been run
Em C
And old men with hard-ons
D Em
And Madmen with guns
Em C
Stadiums, palladiums
G D
Prisons second to none
Em C
And old men with hard-ons
D Em
And Madmen with guns