Intro: G Cadd9 G Cadd9
verse 1
G Cadd9
I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon
G Cadd9
A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun
Em7 D C
I couldn't get my money back so I'm in seat 7a
D
I'm getting drunk on a plane
verse 2
G Cadd9
I bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazy
G Cadd9
Cause I taped your picture to the seatback right beside me
Em7 D C
Now I've got empty mini bottles fillin' both our trays
D
I'm getting drunk on a plane
G Cadd9
Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot it's a party
Em Cadd9 G
Got this 737 rockin' like a G6 Stewardess is somethin'
Cadd9 Em
sexy leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey told her about my
Cadd9
got a little mile-high flight attention
G Cadd9 Em D
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high I may
G Cadd9 Em
never come down I'll try anything to drown out the pain
D (let ring out)
they all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane
G Cadd9 G Cadd9
verse 3
G Cadd9
We had this date marked on the calendar forever
G Cadd9
We'd take that new wed limo airport ride together
Em7 D C
I feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake
D
So hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane
G Cadd9
Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot it's a party
Em Cadd9 G
Got this 737 rockin' like a G6 Stewardess is somethin'
Cadd9 Em
sexy leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey told her about my
Cadd9
condition got a little mile-high flight attention
G Cadd9 Em D
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high I may
G Cadd9 Em
never come down I'll try anything to drown out the pain
D
they all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane
verse 4
G Cadd9
On my way home I'll bump this seat right up to first class
G Cadd9
So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass
Em7 D Cadd9
And when we land I'll call her up and tell her kiss my ass
D
'Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane
G Cadd9
Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot it's a party
Em Cadd9 G
Got this 737 rockin' like a G6 Stewardess is somethin'
Cadd9 Em
sexy leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey told her about my
Cadd9
condition got a little mile-high flight attention
G Cadd9 Em D
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high I may
G Cadd9 Em
never come down I'll try anything to drown out the pain
D G
they all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane
Outro
Cadd9 G
I'm getting drunk on a plane
Cadd9 G
I might be passed out
Cadd9 G
in the baggage claim
Cadd9 G
but right now
Cadd9 G
I'm drunk on a plane