Erik Sandins Stand-in chords

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verse 1 
G5                       C5 
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin 
G5                                        D5 
'Cause he doesn't have to get his f*ckin' gland in 
G5 
He's got no trouble with the fillies 
C5 
Looks a little bit like (hey!) Bruce Willis 
G5         D5            G5     C5 
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin 

verse 2 
G5                       C5 
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin 
          G5                              D5 
'cause he doesn't have to get his f*ckin' gland in 
G5 
If I could pull like him I would 
C5 
But I just end up pulling my pud 
G5         D5            G5 
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin