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Femident Toothpaste Chords

by Flight of the Conchords
Key- CapoNone TuningStandard Difficulty — Plays558

Femident Toothpaste by Flight of the Conchords is a guitar song. Use the transpose and diagram tools on this page to change the key, see each shape, or simplify the chords.

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  			This is a tab for the first jingle that Jemaine comes up with. 

Cheers. 

e|---1---0--1-----------0-------0------------1~---------------------| 
B|---3~--------3--3-----1---3------1--1------3~---------------------| 
G|---2~-----------------2--------------------2~---------------------| 
D|---0~-----------------2--------------------0~---------------------| 
A|----------------------0-------------------------------------------| 
E|------------------------------------------------------------------| 

   Some women like men, Some are les-bi-an, Femident Toothpaste.

Chord diagrams

Guitar tuner

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Reference tones

Standard tuning, lowest to highest. Click a string to play it; the string the mic hears is highlighted.

Click Start tuner and allow microphone access. The needle centers and turns green when a string is in tune (within 5 cents).
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Metronome

100 BPM Andante