Intro
E
It's because I know she's a disaster
E
A walking mess, a master of misery
E
She's everything that possibly could go wrong
E B
She'll always be a lifelong tragedy
And now I know that she's the one for me
verse 1
E
I'm finding that I can no longer deny it
N.C.
The risk of perjury
N.C.
But my only hope
N.C.
I can find my way back without being a casualty
A
With every blink of an eye she will constantly try
E
To destroy everything with a will to survive
C#m
But it's alright if you ask me
B E A
I'll go all night cause in this case anything goes
E C#m E
They want, you need to see
A
It's because I know she's a disaster
E B
A walking mess, a master of misery
E
She's everything that possibly could go wrong
A B
She'll always be a lifelong tragedy
That's how I know that she will always be
E B
My third degree for alarm, emergency
A B
The bane of our society
She'll always be a lifelong tragedy
A B E
That's how I know that she's the one for me
verse 2
E
So take your best shot
E
I hope your hand is steady
E
Because we all know that your aim's not
E
Too dead on or accurate
E
You couldn't hit a fly
E
If you were standing in a pile of shit
F#m
Shake yourself off
G#
Let me give you a word of advice
A F#m E
And just save yourself while you still can
A G#m
Shake yourself off
F#m
And don't even think twice about it
G# F#
Save yourself while you still can
I don't think that you understand
A
she's a disaster
E B
A walking mess, a master of misery
E
She's everything that possibly could go wrong
A B
She'll always be a lifelong tragedy
That's how I know that she will always be
E A B
My third degree for alarm, emergency
A B
The bane of our society
A G#
She'll always be a lifelong tragedy
G F# F E
That's how I know that she's the one for me
Interlude
E A E A
Bridge
E
Shake yourself off
E
And don't even think twice about it
E G# B
Save yourself while you still can
N.C.
I'm finding that I can no longer deny it
N.C.
The risk of perjury
N.C.
But my only hope
N.C.
I can find my way back without being a casualty
A
She's a disaster
E B
A walking mess, a master of misery
E
She's everything that possibly could go wrong
A B
She'll always be a lifelong tragedy
That's how I know that she will always be
E A B
My third degree for alarm, emergency
A B
The bane of our society
G# A#
She'll always be a lifelong tragedy
B
That's how I know that she's the one for me