Baguette Dilemma For The Booker Prize Guy Chords

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Baguette Dilemma For The Booker Prize Guy by Half Man Half Biscuit is a moderately challenging guitar song played in the key of A. It uses the chords A, D, F, Bb and E. Use the transpose and diagram tools on this page to change the key, see each shape, or simplify the chords.

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(Intro) A D F D F Bb E  (x4) 

          A          D        F         D 
Well Iâ??ve got a dead leg from kicking myself 
    F           Bb         E 
For letting our friendship fade away 
   A       D       F       D 
Aloysius Umbongo Nâ??Danga Oâ??Reilly 
   F         Bb           E 
Is hot on my heels with calamity powder. 
  A          D        F       D 
I saw you in Hoylake, edgy as ever 
F         Bb          E 
Up on the red rocks a-whooping and a-hollering 
A         D             F      D 
Six civic dignitaries â?? idiots all 
F              Bb        E 
Heading out to Hilbre: I wouldnâ??t go that way. 
A            D            F         D 
Dickheads in quicksand an hour from now 
  F             Bb            E 
I should have a word but Iâ??ve not had me dinner 
  A            D           F          D 
A place on the promenadeâ??s got what I need 
     F              Bb        E          A 
Do I scream for the beadle or go for the ham?  
E                 A     E   
  Do I go for the ham? 


    D        E             A 
A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy 
    D        E             A 
A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy 
    D        E             A 
A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy 
    D        E             A D F D F Bb E  (x2) 
A baguette dilemma. 


A              D             F           D 
Flushed is the face that you hide in the lace 
        F           Bb       E 
Of your motherâ??s mantilla, a bilious affair 
A          D             F      D 
Iâ??ve got a picture which nobody needs; 
  F          Bb   E 
A picture of Lord Gort in his underwear. 
A          D        F        D 
Out of the ordinary into the drains 
F        Bb     E 
Over the marshy Berwyn 
A        D       F         D 
Ever the denizen never the norm  
       F        Bb              E 
Thatâ??s all very well but youâ??ve still got to eat. 
           A          D        F           D 
Iâ??ve heard Arthur and Omegaâ??s â??All You Can Stomachâ?� 
   F        Bb       E 
Is far and away your best bet 
        A   D     F     D 
You can eat in or take away  
F    Bb    E 
Your call, what do you say? 
       A            D           F            D 
If you snack on the hoof youâ??ll still get to catch 
    F      Bb           E  A 
The massed ranks of the RNLI  
E    A   E   
  RNLI. 


    D        E             A 
A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy 
    D        E             A 
A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy 
    D        E             A 
A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy 
    D        E            
A baguette dilemma. 
    	

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100 BPM Andante