G D G
Peter's on his skateboard, Ryan's on his bike
D G
Steven's over there with his older brother Mike
D
Robert's gone to Snowdon, leaving me to muse
G D G
Measurement paramount when choosing boots and shoes.
D G
Corns and blisters, bunions and warts
D G
David Wainwright's all out of sorts
D G
Laura Morgan skips down the street
D G
Laura Morgan cares for her feet.
D G
I remember clearly how it all began
D G
I was in the precinct, shopping with my Nan
D
Saw the latest trainers and pestered like a fly
G D G
They didn't have my size but I still got them and that's why.
D G
Corns and blisters, bunions and warts
D G
David Wainwright's all out of sorts
D G
Laura Morgan skips down the street
D G
Laura Morgan cares for her feet.
D G
Hammer toe horrendous, wincing with the pain
D G
'Told you so', chiropodist telling me again
D
'Treat your feet with kindness, treat them with respect'
G D G
And even though he stinks of gin, I know that he's correct.
D G
Corns and blisters, bunions and warts
D G
David Wainwright's all out of sorts
D G
Laura Morgan skips down the street
D G D G, D G, D G
Laura Morgan cares for her feet.