Fuckin Ell Its Fred Titmus Chords
Fuckin Ell Its Fred Titmus by Half Man Half Biscuit is a beginner-friendly guitar song played in the key of A. It uses the chords A, G, D7 and G7. Use the transpose and diagram tools on this page to change the key, see each shape, or simplify the chords.
(Intro) A G (x4) D7 G7 (x2)
D7 G7
Oh I was walking round my favourite store
D7 G7
Searching for the ten pence off Lenor
D7 G7
When suddenly I bumped into this guy
D7 G7
On seeing who it was I gave a cry:
(nc)
’Fuckin’ ’Ell, it’s Fred Titmus!â?�
A G (x4) D7 G7 (x2)
D7 G7
Oh Jane was pushing baby round the park
D7 G7
When all at once she saw her husband Mark
D7 G7
Well he was with a man down by the stream
D7 G7
So Jane and baby both began to scream:
(nc)
’Fuckin’ ’Ell, it’s Fred Titmus!â?�
A G (x4) D7 G7 (x2)
D7 G7
Oh as the train pulled into platform three
D7 G7
I looked around for my best girl to see
D7 G7
As she disembarked but I didn’t seem to care
D7 G7
’Cos someone passed that made me stop and stare.
D7
Oh Dracula comes from Transylvania
Stevie nicks books about kleptomania
Johnny looked out of his bedroom window
A G (X4)
And shouted to his mum ’Fred Titmusâ?�.