Fuckin Ell Its Fred Titmus chords

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Oh I was walking round my favourite store 
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Searching for the ten pence off Lenor 
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When suddenly I bumped into this guy 
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On seeing who it was I gave a cry: 
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’Fuckin’ ’Ell, it’s Fred Titmus!â?� 

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   D7                              G7 
Oh Jane was pushing baby round the park 
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When all at once she saw her husband Mark 
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Well he was with a man down by the stream 
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So Jane and baby both began to scream: 
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’Fuckin’ ’Ell, it’s Fred Titmus!â?� 

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Oh as the train pulled into platform three 
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I looked around for my best girl to see 
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As she disembarked but I didn’t seem to care 
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’Cos someone passed that made me stop and stare. 

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Johnny looked out of his bedroom window 
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And shouted to his mum ’Fred Titmusâ?�.