On The Roids Chords
On The Roids by Half Man Half Biscuit is a moderately challenging guitar song played in the key of G. It uses the chords G, Am, Em, D, Bm, C and Eb. Use the transpose and diagram tools on this page to change the key, see each shape, or simplify the chords.
Intro: G Am G Am, G Am Em D G Am Em D)
G Am G D
Here comes The Black Horse, there goes The Brown Cow
G Am G D
Full of ringers of course, thrown up from the plough
G Am G D
The hoops and the stripes, the halves and the quarters
Bm C Eb D
The Sunday morning rain, the touchline refrain:
G C G C
He’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids
G C
Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John, come on
G C
Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John because
G D G Am (x2) G Am Em D (x2)
He’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids.
G Am G Am
It’s Lee’s twenty-first but they’re not coming in
G Am G D
Because Bruiser McHuge declares them too thin
G Am G D
Annoyed and upset they head for elsewhere
Bm C Eb D
They’d normally argue the toss, but besides being boss
G C G C
He’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids
G C
Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John, come on
G C
Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John because
G D G Am (x4) Bm C Eb D
He’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids.
G C G D
He used to lark with the dreads, now he’s a nark on the steds
G C G D
He used to lark with the dreads, now he’s a nark on the steds
G C G D
He used to lark with the dreads, now he’s a nark on the steds
G C G D
He used to lark with the dreads, now he’s a nark on the steds
Bm C Eb D
His paranoia is absurd – are you thinking ‘bout my bird?
G C G C
He’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids
G C
Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John, come on
G C
Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John because
G C
Leave it be, let it go; don’t be daft don’t you know,
G C
Leave it be, let it go; don’t be daft don’t you know
G C
Leave it be, let it go; don’t be daft don’t you know,
G C G C
He’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids
G C G C G C D G
He’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids.