Reasons To Be Miserable Part 10 Chords

KeyAm CapoNone TuningStandard Difficulty Plays476

Reasons To Be Miserable Part 10 by Half Man Half Biscuit is a beginner-friendly guitar song played in the key of Am. It uses the chords Am, Em, D and Dm. Use the transpose and diagram tools on this page to change the key, see each shape, or simplify the chords.

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Intro: Am  Em  Am  Em  (x11) 


  Am                Em                Am           Em 
A fairly attractive girl walks past a building site 
                         Am                     Em        Am               Em 
And from underneath an industrial safety helmet you hear (whistle), ta Neil 
        Am                         Em                Am 
And you stand there witnessing the whole Neanderthal situation,  
Em                        Am                    Em 
Wanting to twist your own brain out as they sit satisfied 
         Am              Em                        Em    Am Em  Am Em 
On their newly built wall, laughing their hods off. 
D       
Cringe! 

Dm Am Em Dm Em Am Em     Am Em Am Em Dm Em Am Em 

Am      Em    Am    Em    Am            Em         Am   Em 
Reasons to be miserable, another good excuse to be dead 
     Am       Em       Am     Em        Am            Em      Am   Em     
It’s one more thing to gripe about as I while away my days in bed. 

Am  Em  Am  Em  (x7) 

Am              Em            Am               Em                Am      Em 
And there’s the person who collects all things Pierrot and loves Siamese cats 
    Am                Em                       Am              Em 
And thinks they’re sophisticated ‘cos they eat Fry’s Chocolate Cream 
               Am                   Em                            Am              Em                    
And they’d do anything to spend the night with that fella off the Turkish Delight advert 
                      Am         Em 
Who’s full of eastern monosodium glutamate, 
         Am                          Em                   Am 
And they always have a portrait of a sad clown on the wall 
               Em                Am                      Em 
And they go to charity shops and tend to become slightly orgasmic 
       Am                 Em 
At the thought of vampire lust. 

Am Em (x7) 

D 
Cringe! 

Dm Am Em Dm Em Am Em   Am Em Am Em Dm Em Am Em 

Am      Em    Am    Em    Am            Em         Am   Em 
Reasons to be miserable, another good excuse to be dead 
     Am       Em       Am     Em        Am            Em      Am  Em 
It’s one more thing to gripe about as I while away my days in bed. 

Am      Em    Am    Em    Am            Em         Am   Em 
Reasons to be miserable, another good excuse to be dead 
     Am       Em       Am     Em        Am             Em      Am   Em 
It’s one more thing to gripe about as I while away the days in bed. 


Am  Em  (x15) 

      Am                    Em                    Am         Em 
And I don’t know anyone who puts peaches on their cornflakes either! 


Am  Em  (x17)  Am 
    	

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100 BPM Andante