Sealclubbing Chords
Sealclubbing by Half Man Half Biscuit is a moderately challenging guitar song played in the key of E. It uses the chords E, B7 and G. Use the transpose and diagram tools on this page to change the key, see each shape, or simplify the chords.
E
I was just sitting there eating a salmonella sandwich
B7 E
When a man walked up to me
B7
'Would you mind, dear sir, if I asked you a question?
E
If music be the food of love are you the indigestion?�
B7 E
Oh-oh-oh-oh possibly yes.
E
Found myself standing 'mongst a score or so of ageing grans and granddads
B7 E
When a frail voice asked of me:
B7
Would you mind, dear boy, I just can't stand all this tension
E
Please let me in front of you so I can cash me pensionâ?�
B7 E
No-oh-oh-oh, fuck off no.
E
Frank was going through a state of depression in his bedroom
B7 E
When he reached out for the jar
B7
He swallowed every last pill and he lay back on his duvet
E
A Haliborange overdose that's not the right way
B7 E
To ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, to kill yourself.
E
Down beside the babbling brook I was trying to sketch myself a stallion
B7 E
When the stallion said to me:
B7
That's the third biro that you've broke and all day I cannot wait
E
You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead mateâ?�
B7 E
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh said the stallion.
E G B7 E
Me and my girl sealclubbing
G B7 E
Me and my girl out on the ice
G B7 E
Me and my girl sealclubbing
G B7 E
Me and my girl oh so nice.
E G B7 E
Me and my girl sealclubbing
G B7 E
Me and my girl out on the ice
G B7 E
Me and my girl sealclubbing
G B7 E
Me and my girl oh paradise.