The Len Ganley Stance Chords

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The Len Ganley Stance by Half Man Half Biscuit is a beginner-friendly guitar song played in the key of C. It uses the chords C, G and D. Use the transpose and diagram tools on this page to change the key, see each shape, or simplify the chords.

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C
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Intro: C G C G 

C                         G 
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
C                         G 
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
C                         G 
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
C                         G 
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
C                         G 
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
C                         G 
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
C                         G 
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
C                         G 
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance. 
D               C           G 
No, no, no, no, no more Locomotion 
D                   C              G 
No, no, no, no more Dancing In The Street 
D           C                G 
No, no, no, no more Mashed Potato 
D               C                G 
No, no, no more shuffling of the feet. 
C                         G 
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
C                         G 
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
C                         G 
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
C                         G 
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance. 
D                 C          G 
Keep your arms as rigid as a juggernaut 
D                             C                  G 
Clench your fists; point your knuckles straight ahead 
D               C           G 
Do your best to look like a teddy bear 
     D                       C          G 
Then try and pretend to look vertically dead. 
C                         G 
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
C                         G 
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
C                         G 
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
C                         G 
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance. 
D                   C           G 
Praise the Lord you all look so beautiful 
D                   C              G 
Bulging waistcoats, thirty inch of neck 
D                    C            G 
Shine your shoes and head for the Crucible 
D                   C                 G 
Brush the baize and keep the crowd in check. 
C                         G 
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
C                         G 
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
C                         G 
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance 
C                         G 
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance. 
    	

Chord diagrams

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Reference tones

Standard tuning, lowest to highest. Click a string to play it; the string the mic hears is highlighted.

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Metronome

100 BPM Andante