Whiteness Thy Name Is Meltonian Chords
Whiteness Thy Name Is Meltonian by Half Man Half Biscuit is a moderately challenging guitar song played in the key of G. It uses the chords G, C, F, E, Am and Bb. Use the transpose and diagram tools on this page to change the key, see each shape, or simplify the chords.
G C G C
Wait for me in sunny orchards; back of beyond
G C G C
I’m hoping for directions from the Slough of Despond
G C G C
Sonia Lannaman sleeps with the fishes tonight
G C G C
And we’ll make love to Duck Stab and it’ll be alright.
F E Am G F
“I need this life just like I need luminous strides”
C E F G F
Said Harry the Dog to the copper.
G C G C
I’m the evil fairground worker in a town near you
G C G C
Let me on your moped – I can see it’s built for two
F E Am G F
I let Dwight Stones attempt a Fosbury over my head
C E F G F
I want to live ‘till I die.
G C G C
Like a distinguished lady whipping the top off an egg
G C G C
I’ll throw your tyre ‘round a lamp-post as a tribute to youth.
F E Am G F
My my, Meltonian what would I do without you?
C E F G F C
The cemetery’s full of indispensable cobblers.
Bb F C
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Bb F C
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Bb F C
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Bb F C
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Bb F C
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Bb F C
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