G C
I don't need to shower to impress her
G D
We can go to the dollar movies, that's fine
G C
We could even stay home with my dog
G D G
We ain't gotta do nothing to have a good time
She doesn't show up whenever she wants to
My friends they say that I've got it made
She doesn't hang her clothes in my closet
But she'll come over whenever I say
C D G
And I call her my part time girlfriend
C D G
She's always keeping me satisfied
C D G G/F# Em
She changed my whole outlook on life
C D G
Full time positions need not apply
Lead
Well part time's just fine for her
But when she wants to see what she can be
She can go apply wherever she wants to
She'll get a hell of a reference from me
Chorus
Full time positions need not apply