Real Girls Eat Cake Chords
by Janoskians
Real Girls Eat Cake by Janoskians is a moderately challenging guitar song played in the key of G with a capo on the 3st fret. It uses the chords G, Bm, Em, D and C. Use the transpose and diagram tools on this page to change the key, see each shape, or simplify the chords.
G
Hey girl
Bm
I see you made an effort with your lipstick,
But you got some on your teeth
Em
You fucking dipshit,
D
You're like a hot mess and I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah).
G
Let's go,
Bm
When we go out we make a great team,
Em
You eat like a dude and lick your plate clean,
D
You're my kind of girl and I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah).
C G
I'll be the first to take you to the prom at high school,
Em D
I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves.
C G
I even wrote a stupid song because I like you
Em D
(it's really stupid, this song).
G D
I don't need a girl to worry about a thigh gap,
C D
I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that,
G D C
You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date oh whoa,
D
'cause real girls eat cake.
G D
To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima,
C D
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror.
G D C
When you're with me you can be who you are for fuck sake oh whoa,
D
'cause real girls eat cake.
G Bm
I really really like the way your face is (it's beautiful),
Em
Even when there's food stuck in your braces (yummy),
D
But I still snog you 'cause I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah).
G Bm
Let me have a word with your mum 'cause she's sexy (she's sexy)
Em
It must run in your genes if you get me,
D
I gotta admit that I like her (yeah, yeah, yeah).
C G
I'll be the first to take you to the prom at high school,
Em D
I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves.
C G
I even wrote a stupid song because I like you
Em D
(I like you).
G D
I don't need a girl to worry about a thigh gap,
C D
I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that,
G D C
You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date oh whoa,
D
'cause real girls eat cake.
G D
To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima,
C D
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror.
G D C
When you're with me you can be who you are for fuck sake oh whoa,
D
'cause real girls eat cake.
4x
G D
Real girls, real girls,
C D
Real girls eat cake
G D
To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima,
C D
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror.
G D C
When you're with me you can be who you are for fuck sake oh whoa,
D
'cause real girls eat cake.
G D C D continued until end
Chocolate, strawberry, banana,
And vanilla cake that would be nice
And ice whipped cream cake.
And chocolate cake cream cake also with a little lemon
And herb cake.
And some fat cake over there
Tomato sauce cake over there.
Vegemite cake oh what more cakes can we have?
Fucking Jacob Fultons mmm fucking cake