Intro:
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Verse
Am F
there's a place where everyone can be happy
C G
it's the most beautiful place in the whole fuckin' world
Am F
it's made of candy canes and planes and bright, red choo choo trains
C G
and the meanest little boys the most innocent little girls
Am F
and you know, I wish that I could go there
C G
it's a road that I have not found
Am F
and I wish you the best of luck, dear,
C G
drop a card or letter to my side of town
F E
'cause there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend
F E G
but baby I'm amazed at the hate that you can send
Am G D Am
and you
F G
painted my entire world
Am G D Am
but I
F G
don't have the turpentine to clean what you have soiled
N.C. Intro riff
and I won't forget it
Verse
Am F
there's a place where everyone can be right
C G
even though you remain determined to be opposed
Am F
admittance requires no qualifications
C G
it's where everyone has been and where everybody goes
Am F
so please try not to be impatient
C G
for we all hate standing in line
Am F
and when the farm is good and bought you'll be there without a thought
C G
and eternity my friend, is a long fuckin' time
F E
'cause there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend
F E G
but baby I'm amazed at the hate that you can send
Am G D Am
and you
F G
painted my entire world
Am G D Am
but I
F G
don't have the turpentine to clean what you have soiled
N.C. Intro riff
and I won't forget it