No Ma'am Chords
by Kris Herman
No Ma'am by Kris Herman is a moderately challenging guitar song played in the key of Dm. It uses the chords Dm, F, G, Bb, C, Gm and A. Use the transpose and diagram tools on this page to change the key, see each shape, or simplify the chords.
Intro: Dm-F-G-Bb-C (4x) bum bum bum…
Dm F G
No ma'am i wont steal a kiss
Bb C
No ma'am I wont make her cry
Dm F G Bb C
And yes ma'am I will have her home by ten.
Dm F G
Yes sir I do well in school
Bb C
Yes sir both my parents work
Dm F G Bb C
And no sir I have never fooled around with funny cigarettes.
Dm-F-G-Bb-C (2x) bum bum bum….
Dm F G
Please sit down I'll take your coat
Bb C
Have some wine I'll clear my throat
Dm F G Bb C
And whisper chocolate covered compliments into your ear.
Dm F G
And as your eyelids gently close
Bb C
I'll place a kiss upon your cheek
Dm F Gm
And you will know for sure
G Gm G
That I'm the perfect gentleman
Bb
I'll bake and cook and clean
Bb
Be the man of your dreams
A
Do whatever you want Christine
Bb F
But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos
Dm G
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes
Bb F A
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves
Bb F
Guys with playboy posters on the wall
Dm G
Guys who consequently miss their calls
Bb A
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all.
Dm-F-G-Bb-C (2x) bum bum bum….
Dm F G
Can I walk to your door
Bb C
Well I insist, yes I'm sure
Dm F G
No its not that far from where I live
Bb C Dm F G
bbbbbbbbb Baby can I have your number please
Bb C
Have a guess, is that a tease
Dm F G
Well I could try but it might be a while before I call.
Bb
I spend hours by the phone
Dialing like a cone
A
Till I finally reached her mom.
Bb F
But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos
Dm G
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes
Bb F A
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves
Bb F
Guys with playboy posters on the wall
Dm G
Guys who consequently miss their calls
Bb A
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all.
A
Every trick in the book, got to learn
A
Every trick in the book, got to learn
A
Every trick in the book to get a girl hooked
Bb F
But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos
Dm G
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes
Bb F A
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves
Bb F
Guys with playboy posters on the wall
Dm G
Guys who consequently miss their calls
Bb A
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all.
Bb F
But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos
Dm G
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes
Bb F A
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves
Bb F
Guys with playboy posters on the wall
Dm G
Guys who consequently miss their calls
Bb A
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all.
Dm-F-G-Bb-C (4x) bum bum bum….
Bb C Dm
No I am not like thaat at all