No Ma'am Chords

KeyDm CapoNone TuningStandard Difficulty Plays574

No Ma'am by Kris Herman is a moderately challenging guitar song played in the key of Dm. It uses the chords Dm, F, G, Bb, C, Gm and A. Use the transpose and diagram tools on this page to change the key, see each shape, or simplify the chords.

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  			Intro: Dm-F-G-Bb-C (4x) bum bum bum…  


Dm            F                         G 
No ma'am i wont steal a kiss 
                  Bb     C 
No ma'am I wont make her cry 
Dm            F                         G                     Bb C 
And yes ma'am I will have her home by ten. 
Dm      F                         G 
Yes sir I do well in school 
            Bb      C 
Yes sir both my parents work 
Dm            F                         G                    Bb        C 
And no sir I have never fooled around with funny cigarettes. 

Dm-F-G-Bb-C (2x) bum bum bum…. 

Dm            F                         G 
Please sit down I'll take your coat 
                  Bb       C 
Have some wine I'll clear my throat 
Dm            F                         G                        Bb     C 
And whisper chocolate covered compliments into your ear. 
Dm            F                         G 
And as your eyelids gently close 
                   Bb     C 
I'll place a kiss upon your cheek 
Dm            F                      Gm   
And you will know for sure 
 G            Gm           G     
That I'm the perfect gentleman 
     Bb 
I'll bake and cook and clean 
Bb 
Be the man of your dreams 
A 
Do whatever you want Christine 

                     Bb                            F 
But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos 
                Dm                        G 
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes 
                 Bb                         F                           A 
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves 
                 Bb                     F 
Guys with playboy posters on the wall 
                 Dm                G 
Guys who consequently miss their calls 
Bb                  A 
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all. 

Dm-F-G-Bb-C (2x) bum bum bum…. 

Dm     F                         G 
Can I walk to your door 
        Bb      C 
Well I insist, yes I'm sure 
Dm     F                                   G 
No its not that far from where I live 
Bb   C         Dm      F                                          G 
bbbbbbbbb Baby can I have your number please 
Bb         C 
Have a guess, is that a tease 

Dm      F                                     G 
Well I could try but it might be a while before I call. 
            Bb 
I spend hours by the phone 

Dialing like a cone 
A 
Till I finally reached her mom. 

                     Bb                            F 
But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos 
                Dm                        G 
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes 
                 Bb                         F                           A 
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves 
                 Bb                     F 
Guys with playboy posters on the wall 
                 Dm                G 
Guys who consequently miss their calls 
Bb                  A 
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all. 
                                     A 
Every trick in the book, got to learn 
                                     A 
Every trick in the book, got to learn 
                                         A 
Every trick in the book to get a girl hooked 
                     Bb                            F 
But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos 
                Dm                        G 
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes 
                 Bb                         F                           A 
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves 
                 Bb                     F 
Guys with playboy posters on the wall 
                 Dm                G 
Guys who consequently miss their calls 
Bb                                                A 
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all. 

                     Bb                            F 
But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos 
                Dm                        G 
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes 
                 Bb                         F                           A 
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves 
                 Bb                     F 
Guys with playboy posters on the wall 
                 Dm                G 
Guys who consequently miss their calls 
Bb                  A 
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all. 

Dm-F-G-Bb-C (4x) bum bum bum…. 

    Bb                  C           Dm     
No I am not like thaat at all  
    	

Chord diagrams

Guitar tuner

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Start the tuner and play a string

Reference tones

Standard tuning, lowest to highest. Click a string to play it; the string the mic hears is highlighted.

Click Start tuner and allow microphone access. The needle centers and turns green when a string is in tune (within 5 cents).
No microphone? You can still tap any string above to hear its exact reference pitch.

Metronome

100 BPM Andante